*Randomly improv singing at 4:30 in the morning*

“How many dicks does it take for a woman named Peggy to go WEEEEE? … Seven”

Tyler: “What’s the difference between Mr. Universe and Mr. Gay Universe?”

“Well, one of their parent’s is proud of him” ~ Me

Justin: “Yeah, but your computer doesn’t have a 61” screen”
Me: “My dick has a 71” screen”
Justin: “I said 61 inches.”
“No, my dick is bigger than your TV.” ~Me

Tyelr: “Well I didn’t get wake up until noon”
Justin: “Well that’s your own ******* fault”
Tyler: “You know, I don’t like your tone of voice”
“WELL I DON’T LIKE YOUR TONE OF STUPID!” ~ Justin

THIS = QOTD

“I wish fireworks went off every time I took off my pants” ~me

Win

“The important thing is to talk about our fears because if we don’t, they can throw us out of balance” ~ Tenzin

*Joking on Skype chat*

Me: “All alone together, I’m gonna hold your hand until you can’t feel it anymore….If I’m daring i might even go in for a hug”
Lauren: “Stop, its getting hot in here”